We broke up because...
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He was full of hot air!0
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Oops I was late!
She went to prison for drowning Robert Patrick0 -
She was terminated.0
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Went to jail for murder0
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We still can't find the body0
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She can't find no body (nobody).0
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He made fun of my blindness use to move the furniture around0
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He fell in love with big bubba in prison0
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Bubba made a better tossed salad.0
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He preferred sausage
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She didn't play the pipe organ.0
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He never role-played0
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Awe thats a shame he don't know what he's missingFabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He never role-played
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She was all talk! ;p0
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Didn't have the 1$$ bills to go out to the bars!0
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She was addicted to Strip clubs always with her hands down someones G String0
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Never made tacos0
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Only was with me for my cooking0
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Her cooking was terrible0
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She preferred Micky Ds over my Tuna Surprise0
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I didn't like my anatomy being referred to as "Micky D's." Also, I wasn't crazy about her "tuna surprise".FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She preferred Micky Ds over my Tuna Surprise
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He didn't like seafood1
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She smelled like seafood...0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He didn't like seafood
Actually, it was just that some clam shells were better left shut.0 -
That's it! I want a divorce!!!1
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Sooo impulsive...0
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Always wanted nothing but a ho-hum relationship0
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Wasn't ho enough
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Lmao is that true ?happimess1 wrote: »Told me i was the ho in that relationship
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