We broke up because...
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Your a kiwi?0
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That's news to me!
I dumped her so I could move to New Zealand and be a Happy mess0 -
I dumped me for kiwi? What is this world coming to No offesnse kiwi0
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She hated my accent..couldn't understand me0
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She mad me feel like i was doing harry potter0
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She started calling me Harry whenever I wore my glasses to bed0
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She called me dumbledorf0
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Well you said you didn't like Nincumpoop!!!0
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Innever said that i love nimcumpoop0
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She never made sense0
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Nope nope shes right thats true0
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" Nope" was her favorite word!
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She asked me to find her G spot but I couldn't remember my alphabet0
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Not could he ever remember the SAFE word!0
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I couldn't pick her up because she was afraid of heights0
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He liked balls ...not just golf balls but hairy ones too
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She liked to shave hers though 1
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He started Bowling for Ho's 0
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She didn't like my tongue0
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Dumped me for wine0
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She only made the fake stuff!0
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She was unimpressed with all the fancy ketchup I provided on a daily basis...0
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His idea of fancy was dressing up in a Tuxedo T-shirt and taking me to the all you can eat buffet0
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Her chest pic was better than mine...0
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6's with 10's doesn't work well...
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Never..he's mine foreverrrrrr
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He was a six and I was a four 0
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Couldn't decide who was a 6 and who was a 9...haha0
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I believe it was Muffin Top!!!0
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