We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Always with the short jokes!!!0
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Couldn't measure up.0
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She wanted to measure everything0
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Length and girth measurements exceeded expectations.0
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He stuffed his boxers0
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She found my secret stash... mustache, that is.0
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He kept too many secrets0
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She was too honest.0
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I commented on his manhood0
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She talks with her mouth full.1
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Thats a lie!!!! He lies a lot0
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She promoted lies by asking questions such as, "Does this make my butt look fat."0
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He told me his other gf had a better body so I stuck a pin her
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Still had a thing for her ex Tim0
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I never got over the basement thing
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She had baggage0
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Said my *kitten* looked like saddle bags0
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I caught her riding bareback on the neighbor0
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Ha I knew I wasn't crazy. I saw it too0
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She was always peeping in the neighbors windows0
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She wouldn't do windows...0
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She had weird window Fetishes0
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She took my submissiveness to a whole new level0
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She showed up to my job wearing nothing but cowgirl boots and lipgloss0
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I still dont understand why she dumped me0
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Wouldn't Star in my Home Movie0
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They were instructional vids for your benefit0
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She thought she knew more than I about ...0
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Baking?0
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