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_har_T_Swallow wrote: »abitoftrouble wrote: »
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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abitoftrouble wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »abitoftrouble wrote: »
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I've never been more turned on in my life.
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I needed a good laugh today.0
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browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
Taking into account that not everyone here speaks English as first language of course....2 -
browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
Taking into account that not everyone here speaks English as first language of course....
I do consider that. But these forums also have a nice feature of underlining in an ugly red line when something is spelled wrong. It could just be my minor OCD, but I don't post anything unless I am free of red lines, or I know my words are correct, MFP just isn't that smart to recognize it. LOL1 -
browneyedgirl749 wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
Taking into account that not everyone here speaks English as first language of course....
I do consider that. But these forums also have a nice feature of underlining in an ugly red line when something is spelled wrong. It could just be my minor OCD, but I don't post anything unless I am free of red lines, or I know my words are correct, MFP just isn't that smart to recognize it. LOL
I like you're post. It make me happy.
I would post more, except I'm going to Dick's sporting goods to window shop.0 -
browneyedgirl749 wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
Taking into account that not everyone here speaks English as first language of course....
I do consider that. But these forums also have a nice feature of underlining in an ugly red line when something is spelled wrong. It could just be my minor OCD, but I don't post anything unless I am free of red lines, or I know my words are correct, MFP just isn't that smart to recognize it. LOL
whaahahaaa ok but in all fairness I ignore the red lines cause MFP speaks American and not English :P1 -
_har_T_Swallow wrote: »abitoftrouble wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »abitoftrouble wrote: »
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I've never been more turned on in my life.
https://youtu.be/1HqmywgsKYM
Smooth.
Heres mine.
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Motorsheen wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
Taking into account that not everyone here speaks English as first language of course....
I do consider that. But these forums also have a nice feature of underlining in an ugly red line when something is spelled wrong. It could just be my minor OCD, but I don't post anything unless I am free of red lines, or I know my words are correct, MFP just isn't that smart to recognize it. LOL
I like you're post. It make me happy.
I would post more, except I'm going to Dick's sporting goods to window shop.
*kitten*... LOLbrowneyedgirl749 wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
Taking into account that not everyone here speaks English as first language of course....
I do consider that. But these forums also have a nice feature of underlining in an ugly red line when something is spelled wrong. It could just be my minor OCD, but I don't post anything unless I am free of red lines, or I know my words are correct, MFP just isn't that smart to recognize it. LOL
whaahahaaa ok but in all fairness I ignore the red lines cause MFP speaks American and not English :P
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Lmao ok ladies there damn hehe1
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Ha! I love the amount of ridicule and banter this thread has received. Bro if you want to pick up ladies use tinder or plenty of fish. This is a fitness website.1
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abitoftrouble wrote: »limasjesus wrote: »Lmao ok ladies there damn hehe
Nice. But you haven't answered my question yet. Why only ladies?
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