We broke up because...
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which totaled to 42!0
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She didn't want to know the meaning of life the universe and everything.0
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I broke her heart0
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He almost never wore pants.
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He stole my pants0
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He stole my dresses0
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Although she did agree with me on the wedding date, she did not agree on me being her spouse...0
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He was still Pining over the one that left him at the Alter
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She got me put in jail in Iceland0
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She wanted me to help knock off her mean Ex!0
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She crashed my Harley0
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He crashed my torrid affair with my boss0
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She loved another
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I needed to catch my breath.0
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His "Harley was a Skooter with "Harley" Written on the Fender0
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She called my headlights fenders. Made me think they were too droopy for her.0
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She spent too much money on Push-up Bras0
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Ha! Touche!
She spent my whole life savings on gigolos0 -
She didnt like that Tomás, Ricardo and Haroldo were always hanging out at the house0
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My name us Ramone and wasnt one of the above0
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She threw the anchor into the ocean with my foot tied to it0
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She didnt like practicing Escape Acts with me0
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All she wanted to do was practice. She blew her French horn more than me.0
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I wanted her to use my flute but was more interested in french horns0
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He ..ohh god..he..he..did something terrible 1
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I just couldn't contain myself any longer0
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He lost containment.0
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He lost me at the mall, then drove away as fast as he could1
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Spent all the money at the mall0
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He was upset because I was stronger, bigger and faster0
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