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We broke up because...
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Had a passion for the classics and didn't want to give back her "ride the lightning" cd0
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dylans1789 wrote: »Kept leaving her boogers all over my Metallica cds
It's because Slayer is better...
^^Didn't like Mystery Science Theater 3000
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My Megadeath ep's were to much to handle for her0
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he kept wearing my panties1
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she kept insisting I wear panties. I prefer to go commando0
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She was always going to church Commando and forgot to sit like a Lady!1
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I burnt all her panties so she could go commando0
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His wife didn't like me 1
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He kept burning panties1
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she wouldn't wear deoderant0
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She was Homewrecker0
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she was a prude about going commando at church
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She was a Heathen! ;p0
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her collection of sex toys took up my side of the closet1
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I was more expensive to upkeep than her entire toy collection0
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He expected me to buy him Designer clothes and shoes0
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She was stingey with the money0
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she smelled like beef vegetable soup0
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She Took all my Money0
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He was Broke!0
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He couldn't explain how he got that rash on his....0
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she chewed her food obnoxiously0
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on his coconuts...
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She wouldn't break up with Slim
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she hogged the bed covers0
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Was always calling me Miss Piggy0
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He didn't like my Quiet, well behaved Children0
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he was too into gerbils0
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