We broke up because...

slimgirljo15

She had the biggest loin lobsters I ever saw

Muscle_for_Fitness

Dumped water on me to wake me up

FabulousFantasticFifty

I once thought he might be dead

slimgirljo15

Was afraid of water so no bath or showers

lqqkingatu

She was the wicked witch of the west

FabulousFantasticFifty

My Love Potion didn't work

Muscle_for_Fitness

Her love potion had skunk in it

FabulousFantasticFifty

Didn't like the smell of my Skunk weed

slimgirljo15

He loved the smell of skunk ..rubbed one on himself daily
I mean really..how bad can those things smell?

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jbarry1506

She loved the smell of skunk and I just couldn't take it anymore,

FabulousFantasticFifty

I don't believe him

slimgirljo15

She said I was a liar

lqqkingatu

He wouldn't let me google loin lobster

Muscle_for_Fitness

What kind of dog doesn't like bones

FabulousFantasticFifty

Couldn't put two and two together

Dyl1789

when I said two and two made a very hot night, she told me wanted more than that

FabulousFantasticFifty

He didn't like to share

MzIrish

she kept sneaking off to the beach without me

Dyl1789

she was at the beach more than me!

mpaSOURmpa

Kanye West...

FabulousFantasticFifty

She called me Kanye in the Budoiur

fitnurse09

She was obsessed with pedis

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FabulousFantasticFifty

He was a Pretty Boy

Muscle_for_Fitness

Always was staring at her own chest

Muscle_for_Fitness

Her finger did not taste good

iTim__

He's got some kfc finger licking thing going on.

tsortsor

He drives a BMW

iTim__

His annoying habits -- for example, terrible gag reflex.