We broke up because...
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He never swallows0
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I wasn't into bird watching.
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he made my protein shake all wrong0
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I spilled the protein shake all over her.0
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He didn't clean up his mess1
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Only drinks chocolate protein drinks0
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she didn't like my dirty birdies0
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He was really into birds ....like really into birds
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She tried to peck me like a bird0
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Apparently the pec dance and the helicopter are different things.0
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YeeeeeeeHAAAAAAAA0
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He knocked me right out the window
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She gave terrible backrubs0
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Always expecting a Happy Ending 0
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She always wanted the happy ending0
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Didn't believe in Happily ever After!
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I wouldn't let him eat pizza Sorry carbs0
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That would depend on your performance0
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Was always rating my performance out of 100
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His performance was a 31
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She left me for a 3 smh0
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stole all my coffee and wouldn't let me have any more 0
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Tried to bench more than me0
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Said he would spot me and then walked away0
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Because she's trying to throw out all of my beloved cargo shorts0
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