Have you beaten your Lemur today?

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  • jtsmou
    jtsmou Posts: 503 Member
    The lemur...... is in full effect....

    He says, "Beat me, beat me like you mean it."
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    yes, this morning, in the shower

    bwahahaha!!! :laugh:
  • jtsmou
    jtsmou Posts: 503 Member
    :huh:
  • songbyrdsweet
    songbyrdsweet Posts: 5,691 Member
    I touched a lemur this summer. He sat in my lap and we took a picture. His little lemur hands felt like soft leather gloves.
  • Trixtabella
    Trixtabella Posts: 471 Member
    I beat someone elses does this count?
  • songbyrdsweet
    songbyrdsweet Posts: 5,691 Member
    I beat someone elses does this count?

    I wish someone else would beat mine for me.
  • VegGrrl
    VegGrrl Posts: 336 Member
    I don't believe in beating lemurs, what with being vegan and all. However, I love to dole out a good beating to a man! The harder, the better (that would be the man AND the beating... ). :devil:
  • reese66
    reese66 Posts: 2,920 Member
    Just you and your Lemur, alone soaking in each others essence. You look deep into your Lemurs eyes and feel the heat from the fires of passion that are set a blaze every time you touch him. He quivers with spasms of delight as you begin to stroke him ever so slowly up and down the length of his body. As you touch him your own body begins to tingle as you watch his reactions to your rhythmic stroking, and all you can think of is the Lemur pressed against your bare skin. The electrifying thought turns every inch of your exposed flesh to goosebumps and you know what you must do.

    You move your face closer to him, as his musky scent sends his pheromones penetrating into your soul. You whisper to him ever so softly, "Have you been a bad little Lemur?" And as he looks up at you, eyes of lust driving into you hard.... you know the answer........

    Damn, *runs out to find her own lemur*
  • jtsmou
    jtsmou Posts: 503 Member
    I don't believe in beating lemurs, what with being vegan and all. However, I love to dole out a good beating to a man! The harder, the better (that would be the man AND the beating... ). :devil:

    This implies that you believe the Lemur is an animal or something... The Lemur is insulted by this insinuation.
  • brocantrs
    brocantrs Posts: 273 Member
    No, because I belong to the APLB (association to prevent lemur beating).
  • Boladefuego326
    Boladefuego326 Posts: 143 Member
    No. I couldn't find it.

    made my night!!!!!!
  • Boladefuego326
    Boladefuego326 Posts: 143 Member
    I don't believe in beating lemurs, what with being vegan and all. However, I love to dole out a good beating to a man! The harder, the better (that would be the man AND the beating... ). :devil:

    This implies that you believe the Lemur is an animal or something... The Lemur is insulted by this insinuation.

    lolled in my pants.
  • SkateboardFi
    SkateboardFi Posts: 1,322 Member
    lmfao!!! oh my god...
  • UpToAnyCool
    UpToAnyCool Posts: 1,673
    lolled in my pants.

    zomg i thought that was the lemur... :laugh:

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    ^ sorry - i didn't mean the MPF member. i meant that i thought that was a lemur in the pants, as in 'Are you happy to see me or is that a lemur in your pants?' :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ok, not funny. :huh:
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