We broke up because...
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She used words like "skibbies" that sent me looking in the urban dictionary too often.0
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He was more interested in showing off his Urban Sombrero than getting into my Bloomers!
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She ruined a good bowl of guacamole0
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Wouldnt Salsa with me!0
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Oh that kind of salsa..0
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She ate all the chips0
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Liked em younger than me0
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Kept spilling the guac0
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Her guac was disgusting0
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Their taste buds were defective0
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Called me Bud and said I had no taste!0
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Never shaved her legs0
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Just never showed up for the date0
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Didn't believe I liked em older0
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She had trust issues0
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Always followed by blinding light0
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Tried to get rid of my Aura0
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She couldnt handle his shine.0
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She liked them way older0
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He didn't share my Love for antiques0
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