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SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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Watching the news and apparently self-marriages are growing in popularity. These people actually have ceremonies where they make vows to themselves.

If you had a friend invite you to a ceremony like this, would you attend?

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  • Rob_in_MI
    Rob_in_MI Posts: 393 Member
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    Maybe. If they get a divorce, will I get the toaster oven back?

    How does the first dance work?
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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    ^^^ these questions must be answered before we, as a society, can support these actions.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Wow..never heard of it ..seems the old poem is coming to life ..
    I love myself , I think Im grand.
    I sometimes sit and hold my hand.
    One day I think I'll marry me and try to raise a family :laugh:
  • Rob_in_MI
    Rob_in_MI Posts: 393 Member
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    Gimsteinn1 wrote: »
    So here's the real question.. can you still *kitten* before you marry yourself or do you have to wait until after the wedding?

    Oh and if you meet a someone and have sex, are you cheating on yourself and would that be a reason to file for a divorce?

    I think that if you engage in relations with another person while married to yourself, that would qualify you as a swinger.

    The whole premarital concerns are just a "sticky mess"
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    How does the wedding night go?
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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    @abitoftrouble wrote: »
    I don't even really like me, I'm not gonna pop the question anytime soon.

    Yeah, I don't see much hope for you in any case. Well, maybe beastiality.
  • Cerealsensei
    Cerealsensei Posts: 1,625 Member
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    Ill pop myself the question on my birthday. We'll see how it goes
  • Lounmoun
    Lounmoun Posts: 8,426 Member
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    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    Watching the news and apparently self-marriages are growing in popularity. These people actually have ceremonies where they make vows to themselves.

    If you had a friend invite you to a ceremony like this, would you attend?

    #thisworldshoregonecracra

    I haven't heard of this. http://www.selfmarriageceremonies.com/faq/
    If a friend invited me I suppose I would attend their ceremony out of curiosity I suppose. I would think it was kind of dumb if it was exactly like a wedding ceremony.
  • Cerealsensei
    Cerealsensei Posts: 1,625 Member
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    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I've been dating myself for quite a while and I can honestly say I'd tap that. I don't know about the whole commitment thing though...

    Can I ask you out on a date while you're dating yourself? Is that cheating on yourself?
  • futuresize8
    futuresize8 Posts: 476 Member
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    If I got an invite to a friend's self wedding, I'd for sure attend, both from a support aspect and a nosiness/curiosity aspect. I'm trying to think if I know anyone who would/could/should actually do this.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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    abitoftrouble wrote: »
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    @abitoftrouble wrote: »
    I don't even really like me, I'm not gonna pop the question anytime soon.

    Yeah, I don't see much hope for you in any case. Well, maybe beastiality.

    As long as there's enough peanut butter involved. Sigh.

    Well, that raises a whole other question. What brand of peanut butter?
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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    OutOfUserName wrote: »
    im a bad boy! just had a threesome last night!
    This one is going to cause all of us to ponder.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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    OutOfUserName wrote: »
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    OutOfUserName wrote: »
    im a bad boy! just had a threesome last night!
    This one is going to cause all of us to ponder.

    you reckon?

    Are you a gymnast?
  • Rob_in_MI
    Rob_in_MI Posts: 393 Member
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    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    abitoftrouble wrote: »
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    @abitoftrouble wrote: »
    I don't even really like me, I'm not gonna pop the question anytime soon.

    Yeah, I don't see much hope for you in any case. Well, maybe beastiality.

    As long as there's enough peanut butter involved. Sigh.

    Well, that raises a whole other question. What brand of peanut butter?

    I would think you should stick with smooth versus extra crunchy
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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    No but you could save 15% by switching to Geico
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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    @Rob_in_MI wrote: »
    On a high note, never again will the phrase "I'm not in the mood" be spoken...

    Mmmm, not really. There are some mornings I'm thinking "ok, do I go ahead and, you know, or do I continue to sit here and watch reruns of Barney Miller?"


    Sometimes Barney wins out.
  • Rob_in_MI
    Rob_in_MI Posts: 393 Member
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    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    @Rob_in_MI wrote: »
    On a high note, never again will the phrase "I'm not in the mood" be spoken...

    Mmmm, not really. There are some mornings I'm thinking "ok, do I go ahead and, you know, or do I continue to sit here and watch reruns of Barney Miller?"


    Sometimes Barney wins out.

    Yea....but......sometimes just a simple scratch while watching Barney Miller turns magical.

    Just the other day I was hollering out my own name.

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