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SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
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Watching the news and apparently self-marriages are growing in popularity. These people actually have ceremonies where they make vows to themselves.
If you had a friend invite you to a ceremony like this, would you attend?
#thisworldshoregonecracra
If you had a friend invite you to a ceremony like this, would you attend?
#thisworldshoregonecracra
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Maybe. If they get a divorce, will I get the toaster oven back?
How does the first dance work?4 -
^^^ these questions must be answered before we, as a society, can support these actions.1
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After a couple divorces, not from myself, there could be a ray of brilliance to this. I don't think anyone will want to hear the sordid details of the wedding night though.5
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Wow..never heard of it ..seems the old poem is coming to life ..
I love myself , I think Im grand.
I sometimes sit and hold my hand.
One day I think I'll marry me and try to raise a family :laugh:4 -
Gimsteinn1 wrote: »So here's the real question.. can you still *kitten* before you marry yourself or do you have to wait until after the wedding?
Oh and if you meet a someone and have sex, are you cheating on yourself and would that be a reason to file for a divorce?
I think that if you engage in relations with another person while married to yourself, that would qualify you as a swinger.
The whole premarital concerns are just a "sticky mess"3 -
How does the wedding night go?0
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@abitoftrouble wrote: »I don't even really like me, I'm not gonna pop the question anytime soon.
Yeah, I don't see much hope for you in any case. Well, maybe beastiality.0 -
Ill pop myself the question on my birthday. We'll see how it goes1
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SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »Watching the news and apparently self-marriages are growing in popularity. These people actually have ceremonies where they make vows to themselves.
If you had a friend invite you to a ceremony like this, would you attend?
#thisworldshoregonecracra
I haven't heard of this. http://www.selfmarriageceremonies.com/faq/
If a friend invited me I suppose I would attend their ceremony out of curiosity I suppose. I would think it was kind of dumb if it was exactly like a wedding ceremony.0 -
I've been dating myself for quite a while and I can honestly say I'd tap that. I don't know about the whole commitment thing though...8
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LittleHearseDriver wrote: »I've been dating myself for quite a while and I can honestly say I'd tap that. I don't know about the whole commitment thing though...
Can I ask you out on a date while you're dating yourself? Is that cheating on yourself?0 -
If I got an invite to a friend's self wedding, I'd for sure attend, both from a support aspect and a nosiness/curiosity aspect. I'm trying to think if I know anyone who would/could/should actually do this.0
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abitoftrouble wrote: »SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »@abitoftrouble wrote: »I don't even really like me, I'm not gonna pop the question anytime soon.
Yeah, I don't see much hope for you in any case. Well, maybe beastiality.
As long as there's enough peanut butter involved. Sigh.
Well, that raises a whole other question. What brand of peanut butter?0 -
OutOfUserName wrote: »im a bad boy! just had a threesome last night!
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OutOfUserName wrote: »SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »im a bad boy! just had a threesome last night!
you reckon?
Are you a gymnast?0 -
SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »abitoftrouble wrote: »SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »@abitoftrouble wrote: »I don't even really like me, I'm not gonna pop the question anytime soon.
Yeah, I don't see much hope for you in any case. Well, maybe beastiality.
As long as there's enough peanut butter involved. Sigh.
Well, that raises a whole other question. What brand of peanut butter?
I would think you should stick with smooth versus extra crunchy1 -
No but you could save 15% by switching to Geico2
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On a high note, never again will the phrase "I'm not in the mood" be spoken...5
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@Rob_in_MI wrote: »On a high note, never again will the phrase "I'm not in the mood" be spoken...
Mmmm, not really. There are some mornings I'm thinking "ok, do I go ahead and, you know, or do I continue to sit here and watch reruns of Barney Miller?"
Sometimes Barney wins out.0 -
SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »@Rob_in_MI wrote: »On a high note, never again will the phrase "I'm not in the mood" be spoken...
Mmmm, not really. There are some mornings I'm thinking "ok, do I go ahead and, you know, or do I continue to sit here and watch reruns of Barney Miller?"
Sometimes Barney wins out.
Yea....but......sometimes just a simple scratch while watching Barney Miller turns magical.
Just the other day I was hollering out my own name.1
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