Why skinny dip when you can chunky dunk?

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  • MissionABS
    MissionABS Posts: 80
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    Thankfully this no longer applies, but I used to say "why would I want a 6 pack, when I already have a keg"
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
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    I love when someone asks me a question like "hey do you like such and such food?"
    my fav response is "does a fat kid like cake?"
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
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    I feel bad when someone punches my abs and their knuckles break.
  • Ajontheguitar
    Ajontheguitar Posts: 695
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    Want to see my six pack? Sweet! Go to my fridge...
  • Jellyphant
    Jellyphant Posts: 1,400 Member
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    I call myself whale flop sometimes. Drives the man crazy. :)
  • gnat45
    gnat45 Posts: 833 Member
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    "It's my winter insulation... I'm saving it for next year" :bigsmile:

    I love this one.
  • CincyDave
    CincyDave Posts: 17 Member
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    "Inside me is a skinny guy screaming to get out. I know. I ate him."
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
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    "Why would you want a 6-pack when you can have a keg?"
  • Jade17694
    Jade17694 Posts: 584 Member
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    "Inside me is a skinny guy screaming to get out. I know. I ate him."

    Love this.
  • mezz3329
    mezz3329 Posts: 12 Member
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    I'm in shape ... It's called round!
  • SuzMac1981
    SuzMac1981 Posts: 708 Member
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    LOL!

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