We broke up because...
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            Spent to much time being lazy in others beds!!0
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            Bed hopper ^^1
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            Bed stealer0
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            She tried to steal my bed.0
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            Someone elsee was sleeping in his bed0
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            she was strait
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            He was looking for a narrow passage of water connecting two large bodies of water.0
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            He never knew the difference between He and She0
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            FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He never knew the difference between He and She

She was always catching my mistakes.1 - 
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            he always spanked me in public0
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            She didn't like public affection1
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            he was always drinking my blood0
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            She was Enemic (sp?)0
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            forgot that women dont really need colonoscopys0
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            She wasn't exactly keeping current on health issues0
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            They kept testing me on my IQ0
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            Didn't like Green Eggs and Ham0
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            Because Sam I Am.0
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            Cause you didn't like wrestling.0
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            He wouldn't let me get the pin....0
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            Eats catapillars for fun0
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            Got overly attached to his bug collection0
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            She bugged my apartment....literally0
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            I'm starving and he will feed me
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            She always needed something in her mouth, but didn't want my help.0
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            Was always offering up bad sausage for the ladies0
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            What he thought was sausage was actually a hot dog0
 
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