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She wouldn't let me motorboat her!0
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We had two different understandings of what a motorboat was...
I really wanted to go fishing
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he didn't let me tell him I liked motorboating!!0
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She didn't know what a motorboat was.0
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He told me my butt looked like a boat0
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he thought i was stupid0
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I'm sorry I don't understand0
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He wouldn't say where he got nine cat tails from.0
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She wouldn't let me tea bag her.0
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bronzeAngel044 wrote: »
When I said "I'm sorry I don't understand" I was saying I was stupid.... move along, nothing to see here0 -
he was too wierd0
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She wasn't weird enough0
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he never brushed his "hair"0
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She wouldn't let me touch hers0
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he thought i didn't shave0
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She didn't shave her privates.0
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he never understood what I said (I do)0
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She has a small army of low ranking bald soldiers0
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She didn't like cream. In her coffee0
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Once again(I do)0
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She wouldn't suck on my lollipop.0
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Always running out of lollipops0
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he hated cream doughnuts0
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Her lollipop was bigger than mine0
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She wanted to play the man!0
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he was too dominant0
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She was too into taco tuesday...
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She wanted to strap something on.0
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He was to rough0
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