We broke up because...

fantacap

emilyvesta4 wrote: »

Unable to keep up with my pace

I get that a lot

liftorgohome

Never wanted to workout naked with me.

emilyvesta4

Never wanted to work out with clothes on with me.

liftorgohome

Never liked my body and made me wear clothes all the time.

LonniJay

Never wiped down machines after working out naked

liftorgohome

Always wanted me to do a helicopter and watched me run naked on the treadmill.

emilyvesta4

Wanted me to run naked on the treadmill

liftorgohome

She didn't want me to see her hoo ha's bouncing on the treadmill.

emilyvesta4

He was too into watching the girls bounce.

DWBalboa

She was a cat person and I'm a dawg! Well that's what she said anyway.

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tsortsor

He got bored

mrwineismybf

He never let me have fun with his gray circle

DWBalboa

Was always wanting to role play. That nun fetish of his was just too much.

liftorgohome

She wouldn't kiss my one eyed snake

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RunHardBeStrong

Woah. Everything was so dramatic, always escalated quickly!

TheMrWobbly

She didn't believe the hype

emilyvesta4

There wasn't any hype.

aaaeika

Did drugs and he was depressed:/

slimgirljo15

She was depressing

Dyl1789

I made her depressed

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was slipping Downers in my tea

TheMrWobbly

She wouldn't drink the tea I made her

slimgirljo15

Repeatedly tried to poison me

Dyl1789

Druged me, tied me in her basement and only fed me timtams

liftorgohome

Wouldn't tie me up in her basement!

mrwineismybf

He insisted gator was his gf not me

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liftorgohome

Wouldn't brush my gators teeth