We broke up because...

bronzeAngel044

"At the first step upon the cold surface, Buck's feet sank into a white mushy something very like mud. He sprang back with a snort. More of this white stuff was falling through the air. He shook himself, but more of it fell upon him. He sniffed it curiously, then licked some up on his tongue."

he had too much "snow"

liftorgohome

WTF does that have to do with your back door?

RunHardBeStrong

It was when he started going through the neighbor's back door that I was finally done.

liftorgohome

She never put out.

bronzeAngel044

he always wanted more

liftorgohome

Darn right!! She never wanted it.

bronzeAngel044

he always gave me a pat down before I could come into his house

emilyvesta4

He didn't deliver what I actually wanted

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emilyvesta4

He would dare think a beer shampoo was a good idea!

bronzeAngel044

didn't let me shower with him

iTim__

She was drinking the shampoo.

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Timshel_

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Kept saying, "there can be only one" and trying to cut my head off with a sword. WTH!

emilyvesta4

Overly cynical of my drinking habits

liftorgohome

She wouldn't let me drink my beer in the shower.

iTim__

Lost interest.

DasItMan91

He wasn't interested in talking

emilyvesta4

He was too interested in talking

iTim__

She blinded me with "science." And by "science," I mean "pepper spray."

emilyvesta4

He didn't like the repercussions when he approached me in dark alleys

Timshel_

ran out of beer!

liftorgohome

She liked to hang out in dark alleys.

emilyvesta4

Overly critical of my hiding places

iTim__

She didn't like my chloroform-soaked rag as foreplay.

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liftorgohome

Never let me touch her in dark alleys

RunHardBeStrong

That wasn't a her he was touching in dark alleys...

fantacap

She runs too hard

emilyvesta4

Unable to keep up with my pace