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We broke up because...
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Had no coordination0
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She couldn't keep up with me jogging.0
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He jogged my memory with a wiffle ball bat.1
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He couldn't swing a whiffle bat and hit a whiffle ball0
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She reminded me of listening to Paul Revere by the Beastie Boy. That led to me dwelling on my failure as an 80's kid. Just couldn't handle that kind of negativity. LOL0
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He was a closet NKOTB fan.. until I found his stash of posters, cassette tapes and heaven forbid t-shirt collection.
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She wore the same Iron Maiden T shirt and ripped jeans over and over again.0
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Ran out of beer.0
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he drank all my beer and then got mad at me because it was gone0
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She was hogging her beer.0
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He drank beer through a bendy straw.0
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ha ha I do only if they freeze up in the freezer. Can't waste beer!0
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All this talk reminds me of Gone With The Wind.
Here is the last scene of Gone With The Wind (that I drew). I'm assuming this is accurate since I haven't actually seen the movie.
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She kept drawing these stick figures of me.0
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He couldn't tell boys and girls apart0
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She had boy parts.0
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he played with his boy parts a little too much1
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She couldn't juggle.0
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He had a pet alligator, and he insisted that the alligator sleep in the bed with us.0
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He was always wanting me to juggle without my hands.0
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I got skills0
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Her skills were just too much for me to handle.0
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He tried to handle my skills, and that was a wild ride.0
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I have no skills. Just pocket lint, so she left without saying a word.0
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She wouldn't play pocket ball with me0
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He said I played to rough0
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She played too rough!!0
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Kept ignoring my texts messages.0
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He wasn't rough enough0
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