We broke up because...

LonniJay

Had no coordination

liftorgohome

She couldn't keep up with me jogging.

iTim__

He jogged my memory with a wiffle ball bat.

littlewolf3785

He couldn't swing a whiffle bat and hit a whiffle ball

FireTurtle75

She reminded me of listening to Paul Revere by the Beastie Boy. That led to me dwelling on my failure as an 80's kid. Just couldn't handle that kind of negativity. LOL

littlewolf3785

He was a closet NKOTB fan.. until I found his stash of posters, cassette tapes and heaven forbid t-shirt collection.

liftorgohome

She wore the same Iron Maiden T shirt and ripped jeans over and over again.

Timshel_

Ran out of beer.

mellecita

he drank all my beer and then got mad at me because it was gone

liftorgohome

She was hogging her beer.

mellecita

He drank beer through a bendy straw.

liftorgohome

ha ha I do only if they freeze up in the freezer. Can't waste beer!

cee134

All this talk reminds me of Gone With The Wind.

Here is the last scene of Gone With The Wind (that I drew). I'm assuming this is accurate since I haven't actually seen the movie.

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liftorgohome

She kept drawing these stick figures of me.

mellecita

He couldn't tell boys and girls apart

liftorgohome

She had boy parts.

littlewolf3785

he played with his boy parts a little too much

liftorgohome

She couldn't juggle.

mellecita

He had a pet alligator, and he insisted that the alligator sleep in the bed with us.

littlewolf3785

He was always wanting me to juggle without my hands.

A_MariposaDream

I got skills

DWBalboa

Her skills were just too much for me to handle.

littlewolf3785

He tried to handle my skills, and that was a wild ride.

FireTurtle75

I have no skills. Just pocket lint, so she left without saying a word.

liftorgohome

She wouldn't play pocket ball with me

littlewolf3785

He said I played to rough

thewindandthework

She played too rough!!

SarcasticBlondie

Kept ignoring my texts messages.

emilyvesta4

He wasn't rough enough