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We broke up because...
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She didn't understand my compliments.
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He was always complimenting my Taxidermist but never me!0
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Her beaver was old and mouldy
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^^^^ LOL
Couldnt get her to come out of the closet0 -
He came out of the closet on our wedding day
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She nailed my *kitten* to the floor0
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Sorry..her mouldy beaver still making me laugh :laugh:
You know I
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I wad afraid Id get lost in there! ;p0
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She beat me at word games0
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He was always lost0
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And slow. Double whammy0
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He was always talking to himself0
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She would answer her own questions0
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He had split, split personalities1
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He was always confused about conversations we had0
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She could not huff and puff and blow my house down0
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She was too demanding.0
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He knew I loved turtles0
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I used to collect turtles. I had a water tank with baby turtles in them. They were fun to watch.
She kept on stealing my turtles.0 -
he had too many turtles ... wanted them in bed with him
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She wasn't open to trying new things in bed0
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She was like a snapping turtle.
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He liked light beer only, and only had a 6 pack around each week.0
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He just wouldn't accept that we were meant to be together.. always calling me a stalker 0
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She kept breaking out the strap-on and sometimes I wanted to drive1
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She kept checking my cell phone calls and making accusations!0
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Well.. it was pretty obvious. The pics of his mom's boobs were right there in front of me on his phone!0
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They weren't my mom's they were your mom's. lol0
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lol
He said my mom had better boobs than me0 -
I slept with her mom and she got jeolous!!0
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