We are pleased to announce that as of March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor has been introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!
We broke up because...
Replies
-
He had mom issues!0
-
She wouldn't spank me.0
-
Giggle.. he didn't like my version of spanking0
-
She would whip me with the wrong part of the belt and it left buckle marks on my *kitten* for weeks!0
-
My bad, I did try to kiss it. He said no.0
-
She bit my butt then slapped it and called it a fine piece of meat. Made me feel like a sex object.0
-
My bad again, I thought we were still role playing...
0 -
She twisted my nipple so hard it left a hickey mark!!0
-
He didn't like it either when I did the nipple to match.0
-
She wouldn't let me pinch her nipples back.0
-
Was always ruining my baby's bottles0
-
She was using the baby's bottles0
-
I kept finding empty bottles of Tekillya in her glovebox0
-
I just kept finding empty bottles in her box.0
-
Kept wearing socks around the house despite the agreement in our prenup1
-
He burned all my socks. And bras.0
-
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »He burned all my socks. And bras.
Okay this sounds really bad but she kept wearing them, wtf else was I supposed to do!?0 -
Once he started asking the neighbors to walk around bare foot, I got suspicious0
-
He tried to make me sign a Prenup0
-
Refused to sign a prenup that essentially said her legs must be visible at all times, wasn't even that harsh0
-
Expected me to wear Daisy Dukes when we went sledding0 -
Liked to go sledding in May.0
-
Didn't we get enough snow here last week to go sledding?
Forgets where he's from1 -
Always reminding me of stuff.0
-
I think he had an early onset of Dementia.
He forgets who I am!
0 -
Who did I break up with?0
-
He could wear green and I definitely could not!1
-
She told me I would be better off getting my clothes from the local tent maker0
-
This content has been removed.
-
He was pitching tents 24/7 around me...
There was no room left anywhere in the yard, tents everywhere!0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 391.6K Introduce Yourself
- 44K Getting Started
- 259.7K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.6K Food and Nutrition
- 47.5K Recipes
- 232.7K Fitness and Exercise
- 443 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.4K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.5K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 152.7K Motivation and Support
- 8.1K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.3K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.2K MyFitnessPal Information
- 23 News and Announcements
- 1.2K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.3K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions