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He had mom issues!0
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She wouldn't spank me.0
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Giggle.. he didn't like my version of spanking0
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She would whip me with the wrong part of the belt and it left buckle marks on my *kitten* for weeks!0
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My bad, I did try to kiss it. He said no.0
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She bit my butt then slapped it and called it a fine piece of meat. Made me feel like a sex object.0
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My bad again, I thought we were still role playing...
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She twisted my nipple so hard it left a hickey mark!!0
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He didn't like it either when I did the nipple to match.0
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She wouldn't let me pinch her nipples back.0
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Was always ruining my baby's bottles0
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She was using the baby's bottles0
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I kept finding empty bottles of Tekillya in her glovebox0
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I just kept finding empty bottles in her box.0
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Kept wearing socks around the house despite the agreement in our prenup1
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He burned all my socks. And bras.0
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »He burned all my socks. And bras.
Okay this sounds really bad but she kept wearing them, wtf else was I supposed to do!?0 -
Once he started asking the neighbors to walk around bare foot, I got suspicious0
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He tried to make me sign a Prenup0
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Refused to sign a prenup that essentially said her legs must be visible at all times, wasn't even that harsh0
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Expected me to wear Daisy Dukes when we went sledding0 -
Liked to go sledding in May.0
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Didn't we get enough snow here last week to go sledding?
Forgets where he's from1 -
Always reminding me of stuff.0
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I think he had an early onset of Dementia.
He forgets who I am!
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Who did I break up with?0
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He could wear green and I definitely could not!1
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She told me I would be better off getting my clothes from the local tent maker0
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He was pitching tents 24/7 around me...
There was no room left anywhere in the yard, tents everywhere!0
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