We broke up because...
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He wanted me to be gentle with him0
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He couldn't handle playing rough.0
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He was a solid 7 but thought he was a vampire0
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Kept underestimating himself.0
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She underestimated my manhood0
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He over promised and under delivered0
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He was really a Stork0
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She believed anything... Too gullible0
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She turned into a Sea Gull on Thursdays0
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She kept watching sea gulls and telling me she was seeing if I cheated... Uh wha1
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She had a short stamina and kept gasping for air.0
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He kept holding me under water0
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Her gills didn't work right0
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She kept thinking I was a mermaid0
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the scales were to uncomfortable when snuggling0
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He as always commenting on what the scale said I weighed0
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There were always scales in his bed0
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She tried to skin me one time with a knife.0
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