We broke up because...
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He had a strange quirk and would never let me see his face -- always held a box in front of it, and hit me with it if I tried to look.0
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It's a long story! But it was over quick0
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We never would!0
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He turned me in for the reward0
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Loved another0
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Never!0
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my heart just wasn't in it0
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We would never break up....0
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because we didn't start0
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B/c she didn't put her back into it....0
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He ran away with the Avon lady -- took all the money we were saving for a place in the country some day, too.0
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Mmm...lean back...I ain't gonna break up with u....0
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He was betrothed to another0
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She complained that I texted too slow...
#ChubbyThumbs0 -
I couldn't get past his Ginormous thumbs0
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he didn't know how to text1
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She saw life only through HD shades and I am only standard definition...1
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He finally saw me in 3D and ran away0
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We have different interpretations of 3D...0
you still love me pookie chops 
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