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Play4number3
Play4number3 Posts: 715 Member
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Are you from Tennessee? Cause I want to make out with your face!
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  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
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    Is ur dad a baker,cuz ur a cutie pie (Never works)
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
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    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,255 Member
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    We have an active warrant for your arrest. You're gonna have to come with me. (This usually works).
  • littlewolf3785
    littlewolf3785 Posts: 2,592 Member
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    Excuse me, I have lost my number. Can I have yours?
  • princess0lexi
    princess0lexi Posts: 3,938 Member
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    You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    Hey baby, are you a dishwasher? because I'd like to put a load in you
  • Chaagy
    Chaagy Posts: 109 Member
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    I am Groot.
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    Hey sexy, are you a school? Because I'd like to shoot kids inside you! ;)
  • DasItMan91
    DasItMan91 Posts: 5,753 Member
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    I must be in heaven because you're an angel.....blah
  • SeptemberSun_1333
    SeptemberSun_1333 Posts: 2,742 Member
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    Are you homework? Because I'd like to do you on the desk.
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    You look ill. You must be suffering from a lack of Vitamin ME.
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    B.itch, I have herpes
    And now you do too
  • princess0lexi
    princess0lexi Posts: 3,938 Member
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    1. Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
      1. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
        1. I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
          1. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
            1. I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
              1. You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
                I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
                Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  • ParadigmShifter
    ParadigmShifter Posts: 289 Member
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    What's the difference between my couch and I?























    My couch pulls out.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Can you put lotion on my legs? ;););)

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  • bigmuneymfp
    bigmuneymfp Posts: 2,235 Member
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    What's your ring size?
  • kimothy38
    kimothy38 Posts: 840 Member
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    Hi.
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    I'm wet
  • Mike_take2
    Mike_take2 Posts: 2,150 Member
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    What would you like for breakfast?

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