We broke up because...

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  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    Wouldn't cut her toenails :s
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    She was too cheap to treat me to a Pedicure
  • angel4732
    angel4732 Posts: 14,898 Member
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    She emptied my bank with all those pedicures
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    She got mad when I busted open her penny rolls
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
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    They fed me uncooked food and I yacked in a parking lot and then drive out into the middle of nowhere and yacked some more and two days later I still feel like yacking. What did you put in that?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Was yacking non stop..vomit breath ewww
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    Found out that I knew about the Life Insurance Policy! ;p
  • emilym820
    emilym820 Posts: 992 Member
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    I was jealous of all her fabulous shoes.
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    Had awful taste in shoes
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
    edited June 2017
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    Got mad when I used her Bandana/Scarf to polish my black patent leather shoes!
    Lost my Girlfriend, but dang did those shoes come out shiny! :sunglasses:
  • JeanieWww
    JeanieWww Posts: 4,037 Member
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    she picked awesome shoes while i just ran around in my tennis shoes
  • JeanieWww
    JeanieWww Posts: 4,037 Member
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    he didn't even invite me. I would have found a nice pair of shoes!
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    She doesn't like the shoes I bought her--always giving them away :D
  • 1RedRoom
    1RedRoom Posts: 619 Member
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    He liked wearing my shoes
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    She like wearing my Stretch Boxers always!
  • 1RedRoom
    1RedRoom Posts: 619 Member
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    SojournerThirteen wrote: »
    She like wearing my Stretch Boxers always!

    Their comfy
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    Not enough room in your silk lace panties my dear!
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    He liked wearing lace panties
  • Essenzook
    Essenzook Posts: 4,052 Member
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    She didn't like them

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