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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,451 Member
    edited June 2017
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    Heeez really a sheeezzz
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    Is into sneeze porn and loves it when you rub snot all over her
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    LonniJay wrote: »
    Is into sneeze porn and loves it when you rub snot all over her

    PMSL :p
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    happimess1 wrote: »
    her go to phrase is 'Snot a problem'

    Afterwards he likes to share snot kisses lolol
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Is someone's Sugar Daddy!
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
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    She's that someone
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Teehee! ;p

    She actually has three Sugar Daddy's so that she can take care of her Sugar Baby! ;)
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    She likes to memorize commercials, then re-enact them for senior citizens at the old folks home. She will do just about ANYTHING to get attention, any attention! :D
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    Keeps messaging me to say that she wants to visit Portland, but doesn't have a place to stay.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    He used to be a highly trained assassin for hire
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    He enjoys eating ice cream with calamari inside
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Every time he has the dentist file down his canines they just grow back by the next morning!
    He just decided to say "Fux it!" and become a Bloodsucker
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    happimess1 wrote: »
    She loves broccoli pizza

    It's supposed to be a lie

    ^^^she's eaten long pig before and loved it
  • KimmalyS
    KimmalyS Posts: 131 Member
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Every time he has the dentist file down his canines they just grow back by the next morning!
    He just decided to say "Fux it!" and become a Bloodsucker


    Hates shoes!!
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
    edited June 2017
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    Built a website for orphans -- there isn't a homepage. :o
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    edited June 2017
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    Was away the last couple days having "the procedure"! :hushed:
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
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    She wrote, "I dig. You dig. We dig. He dig. She dig. They dig."

    It isn't a beautiful poem, but it is quite deep.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    What do mean its not Beautiful??!!!

    He turned my poem into a little melody which he sings while he's burying the bodies.

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