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iTim__

She leaves notes to let you know she cares...

SojournerThirteen

He leaves notes to let you know heez a honey badger

LonniJay

Travels the world preaching about the almighty head in the sky

Slightlyodds

Licked all the pickles and then put them back in jar

LonniJay

Likes to spike the punch at children's parties

slimgirljo15

Is really a 10 yr old girl called pippy

LonniJay

Is really a 10 year old boy named Pugsly

slimgirljo15

LonniJay wrote: »

Is really a 10 year old boy named Pugsly

Duhh it's supposed to be a lie

Bottles her farts to savour for later

1RedRoom

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

LonniJay wrote: »

Is really a 10 year old boy named Pugsly

Duhh it's supposed to be a lie

Bottles her farts to savour for later

slimgirljo15

Buys Lonni's fart bottles..she's an addicted sniffer

DasItMan91

She doesn't like me

LonniJay

Is in the closet about her love of my farts.... Got a fresh batch called chinese buffet today

A little bit goes a long way

msl69

have you stopped beating your ??????

slimgirljo15

Freely admits sometimes in bottling those farts they become sharts..

1RedRoom

LonniJay

Loves my Shart Extra Strength Taco Bell formula the best

Real west mex feel with every sniff

FabulousFantasticFifty

She got fired from her lead role as Pippy Longstocking because of her Potty mouth

1RedRoom

Now say that 5times fast Giggles

LonniJay

Is a master tongue twister sayer. Wait.... A master at saying tongue twisters.

I can english I swear

mrwineismybf

She teaches english

LonniJay

Has two left hips

MJFSH

is a general surgeon, came up with that conclusion, after examining him

liftorgohome

Can fit a whole banana in her mouth

MJFSH

his mind is not preoccupied with bananas, it isn't!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She's a little bit frumpy

LonniJay

She's 4'2" and 450 lbs....

liftorgohome

Calls his hand Peggy

liftorgohome

Doesn't own a boat, borrows it from Penny

slimgirljo15

Is a cher impersonator

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