We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She only wanted me for my money!
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she envied my money0
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she wasted her money on silly things, like Bigfoot hunting equipment0
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she is bigfoot0
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She had big feet0
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he has small feet0
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Tickled her feet once, tried tickling very gently..
Not like this:
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She wouldn't lick my feet0
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He drank all our beer0
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he never had any beer to drink .. tired of water0
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he kept his exes in the fridge in the garage!0
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to many exes around and she was one of them0
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She stole my purple tank top. There is photographic evidence in her profile pic!1
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She always threw out my leftovers0
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he kept leftovers for weeks until they were fuzzy and unrecognizable0
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Didn't like our new furry friend with jedi powers..
Credit to author of the video
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He would play tricks on me and blame the cat.0
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He wouldn't share his drink with me0
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She would drink all my liquor0
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He couldn't handle his liquor0
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She would pass out on top of me during s#x0
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He wasn't doing it right so I had to pretend
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She's been using the same toothbrush since she was six1
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She tried to have me brush her teeth0
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He wasn't helpful after breaking my hand trying to get him .... Oh never mind2
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She never flossed and always had food stuck in her teeth0
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Didnt like when I saved for the future!0
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She never thought about the here and now0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwT7BHztBIU
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