We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She wouldn't lick my feet
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
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    He drank all our beer
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
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    he never had any beer to drink .. tired of water
  • mellecita
    mellecita Posts: 6,189 Member
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    he kept his exes in the fridge in the garage!
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
    edited June 2017
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    to many exes around and she was one of them
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
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    I actually hate leftovers
    epr3996 wrote: »
    She refused to keep any leftovers!

    HE was always eating
  • mellecita
    mellecita Posts: 6,189 Member
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    She stole my purple tank top. There is photographic evidence in her profile pic!
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She always threw out my leftovers
  • mellecita
    mellecita Posts: 6,189 Member
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    he kept leftovers for weeks until they were fuzzy and unrecognizable
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
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    haha, I noticed that the other day.
    She wore the purple talk better than me.
    mellecita wrote: »
    She stole my purple tank top. There is photographic evidence in her profile pic!
  • HealthyGoalie1
    HealthyGoalie1 Posts: 74 Member
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    Didn't like our new furry friend with jedi powers..

    Credit to author of the video

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwT7BHztBIU
  • mellecita
    mellecita Posts: 6,189 Member
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    He would play tricks on me and blame the cat.
  • ktap90
    ktap90 Posts: 936 Member
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    He wouldn't share his drink with me
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She would drink all my liquor
  • ktap90
    ktap90 Posts: 936 Member
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    He couldn't handle his liquor
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She would pass out on top of me during s#x
  • ktap90
    ktap90 Posts: 936 Member
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    He wasn't doing it right so I had to pretend ;)
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    She's been using the same toothbrush since she was six
  • DasItMan91
    DasItMan91 Posts: 5,753 Member
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    She tried to have me brush her teeth
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    He wasn't helpful after breaking my hand trying to get him .... Oh never mind

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