We broke up because...
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He is obsessed with "Jo's"0
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He ate worms0
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She lost track of the children every time she passed out in a stupor!0
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Although we were physically close, mentally, we lived in different time zones...0
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His Jet lag turned him into a Mean SOB!0
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She prefers automatic over manual transmission...0
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Turns out she only liked trannies0
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She didn't like my big ones
Not ballz... boobs!!!0 -
He was starving because I ate everything in sight
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she wouldn't feed me what I wanted!!!0
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Wanted to eat my cat0
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Thought an opossum was a cat0
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Told me I was a cat lady0
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Got offended no matter what I said0
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I just couldn't take looking at his outtie!
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Ate her peas one at a time0
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Didn't ever eat his Vegetables!0
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