What's sexy about YOU?

Caporegiem · July 2017

heidishmidi wrote: »

Vinehausen wrote: »

forward0backward wrote: »

happilybrad wrote: »

I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!

Holy

CoffeeAndContour wrote: »

heidishmidi wrote: »

happilybrad wrote: »

I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!

Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad

I think you might be!

@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one

FireTurtle75 wrote: »

Vinehausen wrote: »

@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one

She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it.

Sigh.

I've been too vague.

He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

Ok, I'm done. Carry on

You telling me you wouldn't let this guy lick your face. I'm calling bs.

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kwph · July 2017

Idk

Motorsheen · July 2017

heidishmidi wrote: »

Vinehausen wrote: »

forward0backward wrote: »

happilybrad wrote: »

I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!

Holy

CoffeeAndContour wrote: »

heidishmidi wrote: »

happilybrad wrote: »

I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!

Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad

I think you might be!

@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one

FireTurtle75 wrote: »

Vinehausen wrote: »

@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one

She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it.

Sigh.

I've been too vague.

He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

Ok, I'm done. Carry on

so like... you know, do ya' like need a ride home after this thread?

caco_ethes · July 2017

@Motorsheen wrote: »

heidishmidi wrote: »

Vinehausen wrote: »

forward0backward wrote: »

happilybrad wrote: »

I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!

Holy

CoffeeAndContour wrote: »

heidishmidi wrote: »

happilybrad wrote: »

I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!

Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad

I think you might be!

@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one

FireTurtle75 wrote: »

Vinehausen wrote: »

@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one

She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it.

Sigh.

I've been too vague.

He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

Ok, I'm done. Carry on

so like... you know, do ya' like need a ride home after this thread?

Hahaha!

I admit nothing.

@Caporegiem wrote: »

heidishmidi wrote: »

Vinehausen wrote: »

forward0backward wrote: »

happilybrad wrote: »

I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!

Holy

CoffeeAndContour wrote: »

heidishmidi wrote: »

happilybrad wrote: »

I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!

Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad

I think you might be!

@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one

FireTurtle75 wrote: »

Vinehausen wrote: »

@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one

She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it.

Sigh.

I've been too vague.

He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

Ok, I'm done. Carry on

You telling me you wouldn't let this guy lick your face. I'm calling bs.

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Funny you would mention it. Look who's badgering me for smooches.

caco_ethes · July 2017

kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »

heidishmidi wrote: »

Vinehausen wrote: »

forward0backward wrote: »

happilybrad wrote: »

I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!

Holy

CoffeeAndContour wrote: »

heidishmidi wrote: »

happilybrad wrote: »

I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!

Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad

I think you might be!

@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one

FireTurtle75 wrote: »

Vinehausen wrote: »

@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one

She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it.

Sigh.

I've been too vague.

He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

Ok, I'm done. Carry on

what about in the oreo?

Get me tipsy enough and I'll let you find out.

tomwatso · July 2017

Not sure what is sexy about me. But, after 5 years in the gym, one of the salesmen's wife keeps wondering how I turned into a knockout. Her words, not mine.

Deadman_Diggingup · July 2017

I joke a lot, but naaaa.... nada.

slimgirljo15 · July 2017

Motorsheen wrote: »

heidishmidi wrote: »

Vinehausen wrote: »

forward0backward wrote: »

happilybrad wrote: »

I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!

Holy

CoffeeAndContour wrote: »

heidishmidi wrote: »

happilybrad wrote: »

I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!

Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad

I think you might be!

@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one

FireTurtle75 wrote: »

Vinehausen wrote: »

@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one

She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it.

Sigh.

I've been too vague.

He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

Ok, I'm done. Carry on

so like... you know, do ya' like need a ride home after this thread?

I'll take a ride

slimgirljo15 · July 2017

My friends ..they're hot

Motorsheen · July 2017

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Motorsheen wrote: »

heidishmidi wrote: »

Vinehausen wrote: »

forward0backward wrote: »

happilybrad wrote: »

I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!

Holy

CoffeeAndContour wrote: »

heidishmidi wrote: »

happilybrad wrote: »

I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!

Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad

I think you might be!

@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one

FireTurtle75 wrote: »

Vinehausen wrote: »

@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one

She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it.

Sigh.

I've been too vague.

He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

Ok, I'm done. Carry on

so like... you know, do ya' like need a ride home after this thread?

I'll take a ride

Hop on !

... err, "In"

Yeah, hop on in; I'll drive.

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Caporegiem · July 2017

heidishmidi wrote: »

@Motorsheen wrote: »

heidishmidi wrote: »

Vinehausen wrote: »

forward0backward wrote: »

happilybrad wrote: »

I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!

Holy

CoffeeAndContour wrote: »

heidishmidi wrote: »

happilybrad wrote: »

I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!

Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad

I think you might be!

@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one

FireTurtle75 wrote: »

Vinehausen wrote: »

@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one

She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it.

Sigh.

I've been too vague.

He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

Ok, I'm done. Carry on

so like... you know, do ya' like need a ride home after this thread?

Hahaha!

I admit nothing.

@Caporegiem wrote: »

heidishmidi wrote: »

Vinehausen wrote: »

forward0backward wrote: »

happilybrad wrote: »

I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!

Holy

CoffeeAndContour wrote: »

heidishmidi wrote: »

happilybrad wrote: »

I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!

Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad

I think you might be!

@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one

FireTurtle75 wrote: »

Vinehausen wrote: »

@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one

She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it.

Sigh.

I've been too vague.

He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

Ok, I'm done. Carry on

You telling me you wouldn't let this guy lick your face. I'm calling bs.

[IMG][/img]

Funny you would mention it. Look who's badgering me for smooches.

You better give it up to him

caco_ethes · July 2017

Caporegiem wrote: »

heidishmidi wrote: »

@Motorsheen wrote: »

heidishmidi wrote: »

Vinehausen wrote: »

forward0backward wrote: »

happilybrad wrote: »

I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!

Holy

CoffeeAndContour wrote: »

heidishmidi wrote: »

happilybrad wrote: »

I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!

Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad

I think you might be!

@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one

FireTurtle75 wrote: »

Vinehausen wrote: »

@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one

She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it.

Sigh.

I've been too vague.

He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

Ok, I'm done. Carry on

so like... you know, do ya' like need a ride home after this thread?

Hahaha!

I admit nothing.

@Caporegiem wrote: »

heidishmidi wrote: »

Vinehausen wrote: »

forward0backward wrote: »

happilybrad wrote: »

I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!

Holy

CoffeeAndContour wrote: »

heidishmidi wrote: »

happilybrad wrote: »

I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!

Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad

I think you might be!

@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one

FireTurtle75 wrote: »

Vinehausen wrote: »

@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one

She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it.

Sigh.

I've been too vague.

He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

Ok, I'm done. Carry on

You telling me you wouldn't let this guy lick your face. I'm calling bs.

[IMG][/img]

Funny you would mention it. Look who's badgering me for smooches.

You better give it up to him

Nope. I'm nothing if not consistent. Plus he was a jerk and nipped my neck.

Caporegiem · July 2017

heidishmidi wrote: »

Caporegiem wrote: »

heidishmidi wrote: »

@Motorsheen wrote: »

heidishmidi wrote: »

Vinehausen wrote: »

forward0backward wrote: »

happilybrad wrote: »

I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!

Holy

CoffeeAndContour wrote: »

heidishmidi wrote: »

happilybrad wrote: »

I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!

Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad

I think you might be!

@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one

FireTurtle75 wrote: »

Vinehausen wrote: »

@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one

She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it.

Sigh.

I've been too vague.

He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

Ok, I'm done. Carry on

so like... you know, do ya' like need a ride home after this thread?

Hahaha!

I admit nothing.

@Caporegiem wrote: »

heidishmidi wrote: »

Vinehausen wrote: »

forward0backward wrote: »

happilybrad wrote: »

I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!

Holy

CoffeeAndContour wrote: »

heidishmidi wrote: »

happilybrad wrote: »

I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!

Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad

I think you might be!

@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one

FireTurtle75 wrote: »

Vinehausen wrote: »

@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one

She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it.

Sigh.

I've been too vague.

He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

Ok, I'm done. Carry on

You telling me you wouldn't let this guy lick your face. I'm calling bs.

[IMG][/img]

Funny you would mention it. Look who's badgering me for smooches.

You better give it up to him

Nope. I'm nothing if not consistent. Plus he was a jerk and nipped my neck.

Sounds better at foreplay than the most of us

caco_ethes · July 2017

Caporegiem wrote: »

Sounds better at foreplay than the most of us

You mean you don't all enthusiastically go for the jugular?!

SojournerThirteen · July 2017

heidishmidi wrote: »

Vinehausen wrote: »

forward0backward wrote: »

happilybrad wrote: »

I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!

Holy

CoffeeAndContour wrote: »

heidishmidi wrote: »

happilybrad wrote: »

I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious!

Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad

I think you might be!

@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one

FireTurtle75 wrote: »

Vinehausen wrote: »

@heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one

She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it.

Sigh.

I've been too vague.

He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

Ok, I'm done. Carry on