What's sexy about YOU?

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  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    My ability to assume the look of the "The Crave Case from White Castle" :#
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
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    Vinehausen wrote: »
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

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    Holy
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

    Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad :grimace:

    I think you might be!


    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D
    Vinehausen wrote: »

    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D

    She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it. :(

    Sigh.

    I've been too vague.

    He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

    I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

    Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

    Ok, I'm done. Carry on

    I confess that i really want to lick your face now(in the least creepy way)
    My cold, dead eyes

    Like those pop figures or tin tin

    :lol: more like those dolls with buttons for eyes

    Oh a little coraline-ey

    I feel like a fake if I don't let you know that I had to look up all three of those things

    That is totally okay but you should deffinately read coraline
  • gainzmummy17
    gainzmummy17 Posts: 24 Member
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    All in the eyes
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    Vinehausen wrote: »
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    sdwwRWDl.jpg

    Holy
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

    Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad :grimace:

    I think you might be!


    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D
    Vinehausen wrote: »

    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D

    She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it. :(

    Sigh.

    I've been too vague.

    He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

    I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

    Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

    Ok, I'm done. Carry on


    You telling me you wouldn't let this guy lick your face. I'm calling bs.

    impossibly-cute-puppy-21.jpg[IMG][/img]
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
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    Idk
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,503 Member
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    Vinehausen wrote: »
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    sdwwRWDl.jpg

    Holy
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

    Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad :grimace:

    I think you might be!


    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D
    Vinehausen wrote: »

    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D

    She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it. :(

    Sigh.

    I've been too vague.

    He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

    I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

    Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

    Ok, I'm done. Carry on


    so like... you know, do ya' like need a ride home after this thread?
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    Vinehausen wrote: »
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    sdwwRWDl.jpg

    Holy
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

    Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad :grimace:

    I think you might be!


    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D
    Vinehausen wrote: »

    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D

    She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it. :(

    Sigh.

    I've been too vague.

    He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

    I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

    Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

    Ok, I'm done. Carry on


    so like... you know, do ya' like need a ride home after this thread?

    Hahaha!

    I admit nothing.


    Vinehausen wrote: »
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    sdwwRWDl.jpg

    Holy
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

    Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad :grimace:

    I think you might be!


    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D
    Vinehausen wrote: »

    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D

    She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it. :(

    Sigh.

    I've been too vague.

    He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

    I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

    Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

    Ok, I'm done. Carry on


    You telling me you wouldn't let this guy lick your face. I'm calling bs.

    impossibly-cute-puppy-21.jpg[IMG][/img]

    Funny you would mention it. Look who's badgering me for smooches.

    u4pk1jil6a9a.jpg

  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    Vinehausen wrote: »
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    sdwwRWDl.jpg

    Holy
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

    Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad :grimace:

    I think you might be!


    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D
    Vinehausen wrote: »

    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D

    She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it. :(

    Sigh.

    I've been too vague.

    He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

    I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

    Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

    Ok, I'm done. Carry on


    what about in the oreo?

    Get me tipsy enough and I'll let you find out.

  • tomwatso
    tomwatso Posts: 1,304 Member
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    Not sure what is sexy about me. But, after 5 years in the gym, one of the salesmen's wife keeps wondering how I turned into a knockout. Her words, not mine.
  • Deadman_Diggingup
    Deadman_Diggingup Posts: 3,082 Member
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    I joke a lot, but naaaa.... nada.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Vinehausen wrote: »
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    sdwwRWDl.jpg

    Holy
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

    Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad :grimace:

    I think you might be!


    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D
    Vinehausen wrote: »

    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D

    She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it. :(

    Sigh.

    I've been too vague.

    He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

    I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

    Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

    Ok, I'm done. Carry on


    so like... you know, do ya' like need a ride home after this thread?

    I'll take a ride :tongue:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    My friends ..they're hot ;)
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,503 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Vinehausen wrote: »
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    sdwwRWDl.jpg

    Holy
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

    Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad :grimace:

    I think you might be!


    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D
    Vinehausen wrote: »

    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D

    She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it. :(

    Sigh.

    I've been too vague.

    He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

    I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

    Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

    Ok, I'm done. Carry on


    so like... you know, do ya' like need a ride home after this thread?

    I'll take a ride :tongue:

    Hop on !

    ... err, "In"

    Yeah, hop on in; I'll drive.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    Vinehausen wrote: »
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    sdwwRWDl.jpg

    Holy
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

    Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad :grimace:

    I think you might be!


    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D
    Vinehausen wrote: »

    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D

    She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it. :(

    Sigh.

    I've been too vague.

    He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

    I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

    Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

    Ok, I'm done. Carry on


    so like... you know, do ya' like need a ride home after this thread?

    Hahaha!

    I admit nothing.


    Vinehausen wrote: »
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    sdwwRWDl.jpg

    Holy
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

    Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad :grimace:

    I think you might be!


    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D
    Vinehausen wrote: »

    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D

    She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it. :(

    Sigh.

    I've been too vague.

    He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

    I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

    Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

    Ok, I'm done. Carry on


    You telling me you wouldn't let this guy lick your face. I'm calling bs.

    impossibly-cute-puppy-21.jpg[IMG][/img]

    Funny you would mention it. Look who's badgering me for smooches.

    u4pk1jil6a9a.jpg

    You better give it up to him
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Vinehausen wrote: »
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    sdwwRWDl.jpg

    Holy
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

    Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad :grimace:

    I think you might be!


    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D
    Vinehausen wrote: »

    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D

    She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it. :(

    Sigh.

    I've been too vague.

    He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

    I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

    Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

    Ok, I'm done. Carry on


    so like... you know, do ya' like need a ride home after this thread?

    Hahaha!

    I admit nothing.


    Vinehausen wrote: »
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    sdwwRWDl.jpg

    Holy
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

    Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad :grimace:

    I think you might be!


    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D
    Vinehausen wrote: »

    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D

    She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it. :(

    Sigh.

    I've been too vague.

    He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

    I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

    Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

    Ok, I'm done. Carry on


    You telling me you wouldn't let this guy lick your face. I'm calling bs.

    impossibly-cute-puppy-21.jpg[IMG][/img]

    Funny you would mention it. Look who's badgering me for smooches.

    u4pk1jil6a9a.jpg

    You better give it up to him

    Nope. I'm nothing if not consistent. Plus he was a jerk and nipped my neck.