We broke up because...

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  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    Could never see the difference between The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She was always stone cold to me! :anguished:
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    Would not let me wear my Hurricane Cape to bed.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Caught him stealing @C_PruneJuice 's "Fat Bottom Booty Shorts"! :lol:
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    She called me a Nasty Boy! :o
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    Kept feeding me spinach, in every single meal.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    This was his smile whenever we took a Family portrait

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He was kinda scary! Whenever I put on a negligee in the dark:

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He was always ignoring me!
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    Kept replaying THAT scene from When Harry Met Sally every time we went out for dinner.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She didn't like me expressing my feelings vocally!
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    She kept proposing... to other people.
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    Booked our honeymoon to a swingers resort, tried to persuade me the brochure had a misprint and it was a swimmers resort.
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    He was like the terminator, unkillable. I tried cutting the cords on his parachute, get him to bungee jump, parachuting, anti freeze in his drinks. Even rat poison and arsenic did not do the trick. I gave up in the end, cut my losses and left before he got too suspicious.
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    edited July 2017
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    Her Breath smelled like Cat Food
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    He served my food up in a cat bowl on the floor
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    edited July 2017
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    She handed me a dog biscuit when I asked if we had any snacks!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    edited July 2017
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    That time he dumped me with no warning! :anguished:

    ;)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Prunes were bad for me!

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