Create your own fad diet!
MelanieCN77
Posts: 4,047 Member
First of all give it a good sciencey sounding name, bonus points for hybridizing it with some holistic practices.
What is your pseudo-science base claim?
What is your outrageous promise?
How are you going to make your money? Paid app and ebook are a given.
What is your pseudo-science base claim?
What is your outrageous promise?
How are you going to make your money? Paid app and ebook are a given.
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I would like to propose to you... the Rainbow diet.
Every day of the week, you eat nothing but foods that have the right color:
Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet.
The energy from the different colors all provide nutrition that we need, but it's important that they don't get mashed up together. Your body resets at midnight and gets ready for the new color.
Eating right will of course lead to weight loss, fix your marriage, and cure cancer.
I think a series of workshops and webinars will draw the masses.16 -
kommodevaran wrote: »I would like to propose to you... the Rainbow diet.
Every day of the week, you eat nothing but foods that have the right color:
Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet.
The energy from the different colors all provide nutrition that we need, but it's important that they don't get mashed up together. Your body resets at midnight and gets ready for the new color.
Eating right will of course lead to weight loss, fix your marriage, and cure cancer.
I think a series of workshops and webinars will draw the masses.
Where do I sign up! Lol0 -
Lol just posting this here for inspiration.
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There was a Peeps cleanse around these parts a while ago.. That was all like:
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This is harder than it sounds...........
The donut diet
The kale diet
The zodiac diet......they already exist.2 -
MsHarryWinston wrote: »Lol just posting this here for inspiration.
Fuzzy peaches and Diet Dr pepper is a legit diet right?3 -
kommodevaran wrote: »I would like to propose to you... the Rainbow diet.
Every day of the week, you eat nothing but foods that have the right color:
Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet.
The energy from the different colors all provide nutrition that we need, but it's important that they don't get mashed up together. Your body resets at midnight and gets ready for the new color.
Eating right will of course lead to weight loss, fix your marriage, and cure cancer.
I think a series of workshops and webinars will draw the masses.
Fairly sure I've heard of this before. Blue indigo and violet days apparently suck. Lol3 -
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I'm going to call it the Misery diet. Make yourself very depressed by viewing horrible political activity all over the globe. Lose your appetite and will to cook. Have a couple bites of ramen every now and then but that's it.7
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Secret location olive oil.
The people who live on {redacted} island are not obese despite never exercising and consuming at least 4 TBSP of local olive oil daily. After extensive research we've discovered that there's a secret property in olives from their island.
For just 49.99 you can get a 1 liter bottle of this oil. Take 1 TBSP upon waking up and before going to bed and before lunch and dinner.4 -
Poisonedpawn78 wrote: »MsHarryWinston wrote: »Lol just posting this here for inspiration.
Fuzzy peaches and Diet Dr pepper is a legit diet right?
Yes. Yes it is.1 -
MsHarryWinston wrote: »Lol just posting this here for inspiration.
Greatest movie ever!!!! Sorta. But still awesome none the less. Love this!0 -
Baseball Bat Diet.
Every morning when you wake up you hit yourself with a baseball bat on your head and pass out. You then sleep all day and don't eat.
3 Easy Payments of $33.99. You get a free magnifying glass or calculator. Mail check or money order to imadummy@google.com5 -
I'm going to call it the Misery diet. Make yourself very depressed by viewing horrible political activity all over the globe. Lose your appetite and will to cook. Have a couple bites of ramen every now and then but that's it.
I started the Misery Diet November 9, 2016. And I didn't even need to look outside the US. Unfortunately, it increased my desire to comfort eat.2 -
The Myth Combination Diet! Try them all & fail at once, instead of 1; at a time over & over again!1
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The where's wally diet fad. You just don't eat until you've found wally, Waldo, wally's side piece and hipster wally.
App available where you can log 300 cals for every character you find. If you fail to find at least 3 in a day you'll be automatically banned because we don't need that *kitten*. Free eye test vouchers for banned members.
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Presenting the fabulous EcoDiet! By following my easy 1 step plan you can be fabulous too! Don't eat anything that comes wrapped in plastic. Bam! Skinny betches everywhere! This original eco-friendly dieting formula has been thoroughly researched and backed by self proclaimed doctor and scientist, Dr. Spanky. Dr. Spanky promises that the EcoDiet is all you will ever need to get that fabulous body you've always wanted while at the same time preserving our planet.
*incredibly fast speech mode*
This is not a real diet. We will not be held liable for any morons who somehow manage to die trying this.0 -
The Nil Per Os plan:
Similar to how you are treated the night before surgery or in response to certain medical situations, do not eat or drink (not even plain water) until you reach a healthy weight. This will throw your body into calorie scorching overdrive as your reserved energy stores are burned just so you can keep breathing. Books that list distractions for use when you feel hungry or thirsty are available at totalfast.woo for the simple gift of any amount of money that your hungry and dehydrated brain can count.1 -
TeacupsAndToning wrote: »Nacho diet.
Nachos with just cheese. Nachos with beef. Nachos with guacamole. ALL the food groups, all the nutrients.
Say nachos one more time
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Cabbage Diet0
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forward0backward wrote: »Cabbage Diet
Is that the lazy person's version of the cabbage soup diet?0 -
livingleanlivingclean wrote: »forward0backward wrote: »Cabbage Diet
Is that the lazy person's version of the cabbage soup diet?
Probably0 -
I'll promote ghee as the next all-curing, miracle superfood. Mainly because I like to say "ghee". I'll work up a diet plan that includes ghee with every meal that also happens to be about 1200 calories per day, but that's just a coincidence. It's the ghee that's burning your fat of course, not the calorie deficit. I'll also sell my own branded ghee, but again that's just because I can guarantee it's "real" and "original", and not one of those "processed" brands that are just trying to cash in on the latest fad.0
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