Are we in trouble???

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pipinana
pipinana Posts: 2,356 Member
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We are in trouble...

The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden, which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are, sitting on your *kitten* at your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.

:laugh: :laugh: MY BOSS JUST SENT THIS TO ME... HAHAHAHAHAHHAA:laugh: :laugh: , AND YES, i TOTALLY AM SITTING AT MY COMPUTER READING JOKES!! :blushing:

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  • pipinana
    pipinana Posts: 2,356 Member
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    We are in trouble...

    The population of this country is 300 million.
    160 million are retired.
    That leaves 140 million to do the work.
    There are 85 million in school.
    Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
    Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
    Leaving 15 million to do the work.
    2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden, which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
    Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
    At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
    Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
    Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
    That leaves just two people to do the work.
    You and me.
    And there you are, sitting on your *kitten* at your computer, reading jokes.

    Nice. Real nice.

    :laugh: :laugh: MY BOSS JUST SENT THIS TO ME... HAHAHAHAHAHHAA:laugh: :laugh: , AND YES, i TOTALLY AM SITTING AT MY COMPUTER READING JOKES!! :blushing:
  • Jackie_W
    Jackie_W Posts: 1,676 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    I'm also sitting on my butt reading jokes - so there's no hope for us at all :laugh:
  • schoonmp
    schoonmp Posts: 175
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    That was a good one. I laughed out loud at work. I'm doing the same thing you're doing. I better get back to work before I get in trouble.
    Pam
  • AugustBaby1973
    AugustBaby1973 Posts: 144
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    :laugh: Now THAT was funny! Thank you for starting off my morning on a funny note!!! :flowerforyou:
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
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    Totally forwarding to my coworkers. :laugh:
  • sarabear
    sarabear Posts: 864
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    We are screwed!:laugh: Good one! Totally copy and pasting that one!
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    That is so funny! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I forwarded it to my supervisor and a few other people. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Summarain
    Summarain Posts: 145
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    That was a good one. I laughed out loud at work. I'm doing the same thing you're doing. I better get back to work before I get in trouble.
    Pam

    DITTO!!! :laugh:

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