We broke up because...
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I actually enjoyed being tied up, but she would always stick out her tongue, but never use it. :-(0
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Wouldn't use his tongue either
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Bit my tongue0
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He was always trying to compete with me0
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He was too competitive0
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He started seeing my sister's and left me behind0
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I slept with her sisters on the same night0
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He thought he still lived in the sticks back in Arkansas
(No offence intended to any Arkansas folks out there!)
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She wouldn't play with my stick0
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His stick was tiny and easily breakable0
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Did you Mean Stick or Toothpick?
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She stole all the toothpicks0
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He had terrible comebacks0
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Drew finger puppets on his hands.0
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Always flipping me the birdie0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Always flipping me the birdie
Never understood the bird was a request.
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we watched iron man too many times0
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She never took her shoes off before walking all over my living room carpet.0
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She never vacuumed the carpet0
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He just keeps dumping me. Maybe he just drinks too much Prune Juice? IDK0
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