We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Didn't like when I called his lil Buddy "Puppy"0
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She would never answer when I said, "Who's your Papi!?!"0
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Claimed I had a Daddy complex0
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I had an Oedipus complex... She was my Mama! She ran away...
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Tried to act like he was smarter by using big words! You're Grounded!!!0
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During our sexy time role playing she always put me in Time Out! :-(0
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Pffft!!! He could never keep up!0
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She was a cardio-junkie... going so quick!0
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He'd never wear that Costume when I asked!0
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She wanted to play dress-up so much, I became chafed! Ouch!0
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You didnt see me complaining!
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We loved to role play... but during the Gilligan's Island fantasy I had to play all the characters, but Ginger! :-*0
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Mrs. Howell found out about us and kicked my *Kitten*0
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She had the body of Ginger, personality of Marianne, and brains of the Professor... but in the end, I had to Skip Her.1
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He ran off with Mr. Howell
Gold Digger!!!0 -
She didn't like my rich, mature, male friends0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He ran off with Mr. Howell
Gold Digger!!!
She had AWESOME shoes and style, but would only wear that red bra out in public... my nephews baptism was a little awkward!
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He was snooping in my underwear drawer!
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I watched Snapped and got paranoid that she had a gun in her underwear drawer... She TOTALLY over-reacted!0
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He got upset when I shot him in the Arsse with my Pellet gun!0
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She tried to ruin my perfectly perfect rump0
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Got 4 neighbours wives pregnant ..0
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Tried paying me to sleep with other people0
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wasn't paying me enough to sleep with her0
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He thought he had to pay me to sleep with him0
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Tight wad0
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she never came to town0
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Had an issue with the little bit of weed I smoked daily0
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Wasn't the weed, she was a crack head0
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