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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She got angry and cracked my head with a hammer0
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Thought my tool was a hammer and almost broke it0
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The handle almost fell off!1
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She had her feet in my face at diner time.0
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She wouldn't paint her toe nails1
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He wanted to paint my toe nails.1
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I was the wrong sex
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I was crazy for her, but during sexy time she said I was doing it wrong. :-(0
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SuperStampede wrote: »I was crazy for her, but during sexy time she said I was doing it wrong. :-(
Oh baby..lets try again ..0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »SuperStampede wrote: »I was crazy for her, but during sexy time she said I was doing it wrong. :-(
Oh baby..lets try again ..
Yay! So tell me again where this goes...?0 -
SuperStampede wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »SuperStampede wrote: »I was crazy for her, but during sexy time she said I was doing it wrong. :-(
Oh baby..lets try again ..
Yay! So tell me again where this goes...?
Damn you're gunna get me in trouble
You pick lol0 -
I gotta her in trouble... :-00
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... and she had my love child.0
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He put a bun in my oven and disappeared0
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Tried to say I was her Baby's Mother0
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Freaked out when I called her "Mother" during sexy time!0
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He forgot to say "You're one bad (As in really really good)..." beforehand 0
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She didn't like my Beforehand or Backhand... She was a Tennis PRO!0
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While he was sleeping he would get all violent and I was always getting backhanded!
Maybe he was sleeping maybe not! I got tired of trying to explain the shiners to everyone!0 -
She would always lie to people about the bruises from rough sexy play... she liked me to tie her ankles to the headboard.0
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He once left me tied there for two days0
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One time we were role playing "Misery" during sexy time and for some reason she got all mad and broke up with me.
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He took it too far and the Hobbling was a Deal Breaker for me!0
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Was kind of a pessimist... Couldn't see the brightside of surviving our Misery role play.
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Bought the wrong kind of paper!0
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During a project in the bedroom, she said, "Bring me some 40 grit paper..." I brought her a Schlitz, the morning news, and a side of grits... I could never please the woman!
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He drank Schlitz but I was a Coors and Spatan Girl0
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Wouldn't move to Colorado0
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He was no Kennedy0
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She was classy like Jackie-O... Outta my league!0
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