We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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magster4isu wrote: »She called me a tool
She was always hitting on everyone else when we'd go out!SuperStampede wrote: »She asked to borrow some tools... I got undressed and realized she was doing a renovation project! She was mortified!
I asked for a box of screws and he started blushing0 -
I wasn't using my tool right0
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She said she needed a 3/8" socket... I thought she wanted sexy time, but was making fun of my tool.
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Always needed instructionsEric_joseph_22 wrote: »I wasn't using my tool right
SuperStampede wrote: »She said she needed a 3/8" socket... I thought she wanted sexy time, but was making fun of my tool.
Left my tools in the rain and Uh oh an episode of Snapped!
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@FabulousFantasticFifty At least you can fix my tool right?!
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Overestimated my ability to fix things!
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I Now went from a straight edge to a T Square0
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Always went at the wrong angle.
Teehee!
Off to work! Y'all have fun! And be good to each other!
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She was working all the time and left me alone with only my tools!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Always went at the wrong angle. Teehee!
Off to work! Y'all have fun! And be good to each other!
She left me alone so long, I fell asleep!
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He kept falling asleep! All I wanted was sex!0
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Only wanted me for one thing.....my big fat wallet0
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Muscle for fitness says that he has a lot of money, but he made me pay for all the dates.0
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tammyward101 wrote: »Muscle for fitness says that he has a lot of money, but he made me pay for all the dates.
She didn't like my cooking or my dogs. And I was late sometimes offering to help her with stuff.0 -
You are so sweet. I take you back.1
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You made my night. I will be more attentive.tammyward101 wrote: »You are so sweet. I take you back.
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So, can l help you with those?0
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SuperStampede wrote: »FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Always went at the wrong angle. Teehee!
Off to work! Y'all have fun! And be good to each other!
She left me alone so long, I fell asleep!
We had wacky schedules that never lined up!0 -
tammyward101 wrote: »You are so sweet. I take you back.
She went back to her Ex1 -
She kept trying to steal my sunglasses0
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She was the thief!
How dare you!!!1 -
OK I guess we broke up because I was the one that really wanted her sunglasses0
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When I thought she was smiling at me, she was actually smiling at the Cuties behind me
them damned Sunglasses!1 -
She caught me checking out everybody around us0
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She was seeing People who weren't really there1
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She thought it was hauntings around us0
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She didn't like my pet ghosts.1
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He was training his spirits to torment me0
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She told ghostly stories to scare me0
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She wouldn't watch Friday Night Frights with me1
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