We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Yup a bowling ball, right on my foot!
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She said I belong in the gutter.0
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He ran off to "Find" himself and found himself living on the streets.0
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I only got to see her half the time0
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I caught her Spying on me while I was at work1
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I had to go back to work...
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Wouldn't become unemployed and trek the world with me!0
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Only wanted to travel to places starting with the letter W0
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He couldn't handle being on the losing team.0
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Was always writing a big L on my head in permanent marker when I was sleeping!0
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He fell off the Wagon0
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She stole my wagon.0
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He traded my SUV for a wagon0
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Picked me up for our fancy, romantic date in this
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He offered me candy out of the back of his windowless station wagon!0
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He was always taking Candy from Strangers
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She yelled at me for eating too much candy.0
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He would eat all the GREEN M&Ms0
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he only ate the green M&M's
I think we all know he has had enough
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Would never let me ride in back with the dog!0
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Named our oldest child Lassie.0
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he was always in the dog house0
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She said she had a room at her place just for me, called it "The Dog House" 0
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She kept me chained in the back yard and fed me scraps.0
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because he was a real dog0
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Hated my cooking0
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She thought heating ramen noodles was cooking. 1
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When I told him I need MOAR out of the relationship, he thought I said Moe's and ran out to get me a Taco!1
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At least he was thinking about you. he could have kept the other worker to himself.1
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He kept running everywhere he went. I was way behind! I'm like wtf!!!!????0
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