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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Her lazy eye kept checking out other dudes1
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She was too young for me... Jailbait1
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I just look like jailbait. He was just chicken.0
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He failed his blood test0
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I found out she was in an FBI sting operation.
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because he types slow0
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SuperStampede wrote: »SuperStampede wrote: »I found out she was in an FBI sting operation.
DUDE! I type slow...
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Always was explain why bendy straws are crooked.
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Was too much into skinny straws0
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SarcasticBlondie wrote: »SuperStampede wrote: »SuperStampede wrote: »I found out she was in an FBI sting operation.
DUDE! I type slow...
BahahahahaWantonHeartTroubledHead wrote: »because he types slow
They both criticized my manual dexterity!0 -
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The only time he used his manual dexterity was when he was alone in the bathroom "combing his hair"0
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Spent too much time being alone in the bedroom0
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Told me I would "go blind" practicing typing0
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Said he was typing when he was really exercising his right hand0
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He kept losing his hair in the drains0
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He gave himself a Brazilian at home and clogged the shower drain0
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He wanted me to get an Italian... I was too embarrassed to admit I didn't know what it was, so tried a reverse Brazilian... Ouch!0
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He hates knowing I was really young and couldn't go in to bars!0
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She was lactose intolerant but LOVED ice cream and I cannot hold my breath for long0
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She couldn't get into bars with our 4 kids in tow. 0
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I was to tall for him0
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I luv her height, but we kept misplacing the step stool.0
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He never could get a joke!!0
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He was much too old for me
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He never smiled at me all night long!0
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the only thing she stroked was her cat1
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He was obsessed with *kitten* handling0
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