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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Sent my Kitty to the pound when he got tired of petting her.
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Her kitty was a god ugly thing..mangey looking..
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She found out that I was a mutt of some sorts0
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She said I was to fond of her rescue *kitten*0
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But I don't want to break up
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She ran of with some dude who called himself "Super"
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »But I don't want to break up ..I'll do anything if you come back
You just had to ask! I'm booking my flight down under right now!
FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She ran of with some dude who called himself "Super"
Her *kitten* had a mane that was soooooooo Fabulous, I was in a constant state of euphoria! I could never get any work done!1 -
He woke me up when I was in the middle of having Euphoric dreams! ;p0
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She would leave me sleeping in bed to watch TV on the couch.0
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He never wanted to watch TWD with me0
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We fought over who was the better Bad Arrse *kitten*... Angelina Joile (Salt) or Gina Carino (Haywire).. C'mon! Carino is a REAL fighter!0
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I caught him doing strange things in the garage with with Gina Carano's Movie Poster in front of him!
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And we broke up because he apparently didn't like it! :huh:0
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She was training to be a Police Officer and would never practice frisking me.0
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Last time I frisked him I found his weapon was loaded and I got scared
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While she was frisking me, my weapon was accidently discharged... One does not simply recover from that.0
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He was always calling me Monica and asked me to call him William0
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She was too political0
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He voted for the wrong person and now were all screwwed!0
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She still clings to the beliefe Bernie has a chance0
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I wish!
He burned my Vote for Pedro T shirt0 -
We were both contract killers... Mr. & Mrs. Smith... it was complicated!0
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He could not tell the difference between butter and I Can't Tell Its Not Butter0
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He wanted me to use butter... I only use EVOO!0
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He didn't like that I don't know what EVOO is.
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She called me a grammar nazi so I left her a perfectly punctuated goodbye note
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I guess I'm too picky0
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She trained her cats to p in my shoes whenever she was angry at me0
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