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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She was a Flamingo Dancer, but would never perform for me in the boudoir!0
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He was always asking me to wear pink and stand on one leg0
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She wouldn't dance like an egyptian for me.0
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WHat the hell is a flamingo dancer? Flamenco? Or is this a new thing?1
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Spell check...
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When did we break up?0
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She flew away with Superman1
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NEVER!! NEVER!! LoL!! Want to Flamingo Dance!?!1
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Wasn't interested in my base just the treble0
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She couldn't handle my base.0
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Never went past 1st base1
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Didn't like how I played softball0
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He took forever, with everything. Could never finish.0
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She wouldn't let me wear track pants .. said I was stealing her style0
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She was blonder than me, not fair0
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She didn't want a Redhead0
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I Loved that fiery red head!!!! But she SNAPPED on me!!0
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I was fiesty.. he wasn't a fan0
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I was her biggest fan, but she had a whole stadium after her.1
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He was chasing someone else in the stadium.0
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Too wild and I wasn't able to tame him/her,??1
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I was dancing on tables0
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I didn't approve of her job at TT Twisters1
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But I pay all the bills0
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She was always rubbing it in how she paid the bills even though she asked me to stay home and look after her 8 children!0
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I couldn't stop popping out babies0
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She tried to say I was the Father0
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She got her wedding dress on e-bay0
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Hated that I wouldn't hold his hair out of the way when he chundered0
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Liked that i pulled her hair during sexy time... didn't like me getting so excited i yanked to clumps out. :-(0
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