We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He called my *kitten*, butterflies!0
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His package looked like a butterfly0
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She was always receiving suspicious packages0
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She named my "package" Suspicious
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Suspicious was tiny
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She said my package looked suspicious and would never open it!0
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He hired a detective to follow me around!
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His package exploded when I touched it 0
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Her touch was DYNAMITE!! I just couldn't;t maintain control.0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He hired a detective to follow me around!
She was always hiding from me!0 -
I told him my deepest secrets and he put it on the news0
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She ran out on me, North of the Border... I had her face on milk cartons and all over the news! I MUST find her!0
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He found me on the internet and ran for the hills0
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She wouldn't allow me on the internet!0
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Always caught him on Porn sites0
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Kept finding her "modeling" on web cams0
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hankpick77 wrote: »She wouldn't allow me on the internet!
He forgot to clear his internet history... When I Googled "Asian Food" it pre-populated... "Asian *kitten* Porn!"
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I had to support us somehow!1
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »I had to support us somehow!
She would never give me her web-cam address!
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He showed up at my door with all his belongings 0
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I went out to get groceries one day and she moved, with all her belongings!0
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He hinted that I should run off with the Gypsies , so I did!1
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I tried to move in with her, but she kept giving me multiple addresses! 0
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I tried to get away, but he tracked me down in Siberia0
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she refused to make an extra plate for my imaginary friend0
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Hi imaginary friend would make lewd comments and hit on me!0
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She donated all my money to Charity. Charity is a stripper at a local club0
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He wasn't very charitable with anything!0
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She wouldn't give in to my dark side.0
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He was always trying to set me up with his half brother Tyrone 0
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