We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She was too snobby with her drinks .only drank martinis0
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When she forgot the olive and I asked her for a Dirty Martini, she threw it in my face!0
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She hated how forgetful I was and had olive breath !0
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She forgot my birthday... and our anniversary... and how we met. She also spilled drinks a lot.0
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SuperStampede wrote: »She forgot my birthday... and our anniversary... and how we met. She also spilled drinks a lot.
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She laughed out loud too much. :-*0
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He was always so angry that I was always drunk breaking and spilling things . He was so obsessed about his birthday , told him age is a number buddy get over it !0
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I told the police age is Just a number, while they were arresting me... apparently, she was under age. :-(0
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He reminded me of my dad .0
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I Loved she had daddy issues... then she got therapy and left me. :-(1
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He was having a midlife crisis
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She wouldn't buy me ice cream0
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She ran off to be a mountain woman.
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He wouldn't dress up like a Lumberjack0
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She loved another
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I'm Sorry love, I decided that I like Boys better0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »I'm Sorry love, I decided that I like Boys better
:sad: ... she broke my heart 0 -
Awww... I changed my mind, come here Pumpkin!
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Awww... I changed my mind, come here Pumpkin!
Yesssss together forever
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MUAH!!!!
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She said my eyebrows are horrible compared to here's0
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She wanted me to shave my eyebrows, so hers were fairest in the land!0
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He used so much gel in his hair0
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She didnt like my fohawk0
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I imitated her fo hawk with a whole bottle of gel0
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She used all the egg whites for her stupid fohawk0
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she called me a motherfohawker0
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He preferred I didn't use naughty words0
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He was still letting his Mommy style his hair every morning0
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she prefered i use more naughty words1
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