We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He wanted me to be wife number 6 in his harem..I wanted to be number 30
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She was in a Harem and didn't want me to be her Sister wife0
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She kept kicking me in my privates and thought it was funny to see me cry in the fetal position on the floor.
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You said you wanted me to be a Sadist, Geesh!0
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Mean as a rattle snake0
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She turned my pet snake into a fancy handbag0
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She thought my handbag was way too fancy!0
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She didn't like my crocodile boots0
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He ate crocodile for every meal0
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She said my *kitten* was rough as a crocodile!0
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Lied about having a kitten...It was a true crocodile0
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Had a strange attraction to Dangerous reptiles0
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Had too many pet crocs!0
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Wouldn't let me pet her croc0
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Wanted to wrestle my crocodile, then subdue it with duct tape!0
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He wouldn't let me make cool boots out of his crocodile
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I got the feeling I was going to be in Silence of the Lambs!0
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Afraid he might turn me into a lamp shade0
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Wanted me to wear fishnets and wear a lampshade on my head0
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She had a Christmas Story fetish! I refused to stick my tongue on a frozen flag pole!0
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His dream job was so be Santa claus at the mall0
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She wouldn't wear the cute little Elf suit I bought her0
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She didn't like me sniffing the flowers in her hair!0
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He was always mistaking me for someone else0
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She was always worried I was gonna mistake her for someone else......0
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She wore scrunchies0
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SouthernCurves91 wrote: »She was always worried I was gonna say someone else's name......
I always said I would be great at Charity-work... she was not impressed!
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I was allergic to her headpiece1
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She wanted me to wear a head-piece!
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I was allergic to her overuse of hairspray0
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