We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

SuperStampede

She bent me like a pretzel during sexy time... it was FABULOUS! Butt my body have out!

FabulousFantasticFifty

2 minutes ain't gonna cut it! Just sayin!

pigheaded

The stop watch freaked me out

initials1248

She hated game of thrones

slimgirljo15

Was too young..his voice hadn't even broken yet

initials1248

she was too curious about my banana

FabulousFantasticFifty

Found out she broke her last Lover and I was scared

slimgirljo15

^^ ..She was scared of sweet innocent me

initials1248

my boobs were bigger than hers

FabulousFantasticFifty

I just couldn't deal with him wearing my Brassieres

bruby28

His boobs always got in the way , and he only wore nursing bras

initials1248

she made fun of my man diapers

bruby28

I told him I'd buy rubber sheets but he insisted wearing those diapees

bray149

She had a thing for guys who wet the bed.

slimgirljo15

initials1248 wrote: »

my boobs were bigger than hers

Moobs don't count..

He wet the bed

initials1248

She wanted rubber sheets so she could lay in my pee

bruby28

His house was decorated like a grandmother's

slimgirljo15

She screamed out Otis in our moments of passion .. not my name

initials1248

same here. she kept calling me otis in her sleep who tf is otis

bruby28

He hated his pet names I'd call him like Otis and pookie

bruby28

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

She screamed out Otis in our moments of passion .. not my name

She was so senile she forgot her name was Otis

initials1248

She called everyone otis

slimgirljo15

Milo wanted him back ..

bruby28

She always licked the cat hair off herself

initials1248

milo wanted me back

bruby28

I hated his cotton pastel colored tees

initials1248

Too jealous of her selection of tools

bruby28

His tool looked like an armidillos arm

initials1248

she told me i was hung like a korean field mouse on steroids

bray149

initials1248 wrote: »

she told me i was hung like a korean field mouse on steroids

Bahahahahahahahaha