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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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What? When? First I knew of it. I thought we were happy0
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She beat me with her walker0
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Always wore weeds in her hair2
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Always wore weeds in her hair
Bahaaha weeds , I die1 -
She smelled like a can of Sunkist tuna0
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Too much of a wild tuna0
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Ohh boy...umm nooooo, never...ummm...ohh look deep hole and jump!0
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He was always such a BOAR .0
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Told her she was a bonza sheila and she slapped me..1
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She always licked my clean windows0
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Chased parked cars ..which wasn't so bad, but the peeing on tyres was too much2
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I ran over her with a car three times and she's still alive . I mean she's not all there , clearly .. she's all wacky , tongue hangin out , wears these "special" red goggles ..0
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She called my lips big bertha0
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True story^^
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She had her tongue stuck out all the time... I would always walk around like.... :-o She NEVER got the hint!!0
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He was walking around the house nekked
Not our house!
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he never shared his hair gel with me0
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He said he wanted to join a monastery..0
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She was always hitting on our Pastor
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She was a reformed nun, but I never really got her away from the celibacy!0
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He was always hitting on The Nuns when we went to Sunday Mass0
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She was a born again virgin1
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SuperStampede wrote: »O.K., I WAS TRYING to get her horizontal! But the claims that I knocked her unconscious to do so are COMPLETELY unfounded!!
LOL1 -
He only knew 3 words LOL..lots of lube 1
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She always wanted to use the lube on me
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She wanted to know the secrets of the back passage0
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The back passage is the only way he knows 0
you dumping me again 
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