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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She disliked whipped cream and caught me guzzling a whole can in the closet one night!0
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He came out of the closet and didn't like me anymore0
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He was double jointed..licked the cream off..didn't need me
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She Bathed with whipped cream0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »He was double jointed..licked the cream off..didn't need me
I was double jointed and she would never let me test my contortionist skills during sexy time!!
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SuperStampede wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »He was double jointed..licked the cream off..didn't need me
I was double jointed and she would never let me test my contortionist skills during sexy time!!
Liarrrr
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I ask her to tie me kangaroo down, sport... she declined!0
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SuperStampede wrote: »I ask her to tie me kangaroo down, sport... she declined!
I said No to kangaroos in the bedroom..
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He was always under my skirt0
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YES.... so.... what's the problem!?!1
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Looked better in a skirt than I0
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Preferred men in skirts0
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She gave me the stank eye whenever I wore a skirt0
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She thought my flirty look was the stank eye 0
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whenever she gave me a flirty look it was ON... She gave me stank eye!!0
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I gave him the stank eye because he stopped
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She be Stanky!!! 0
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She wouldn't let me shower 0
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Every time I was in the shower she would sneak up on me with her stanky eye and always scare the bejezus outta me!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Every time I was in the shower she would sneak up on me with her stanky eye and always scare the bejezus outta me!
(I literally LOL'd)
She didn't like my pranks0 -
The Nekked Guys under the bed, in the closet and hiding behind the shower curtain was the last straw!0
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She didn't like my idea of fun0
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Her idea of fun was swimming nekked in shark infested waters0
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She couldn't handle my thrill seeking0
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She had a fear of sharks in the lake0
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She was always seeking thrills elsewhere!
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She found me hiding under the bed of her mistress... all bets were off!0
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She refused to get nekked in public, even at night0
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SuperStampede wrote: »She found me hiding under the bed of her mistress... all bets were off!
Good Golly I was late on this one.
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He was always late for our scheduled sexy time0
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