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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She had crusty underwear that she never washed.2
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I found the neighbour naked in our closet0
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She was jealous of my neighbor0
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True story..Tom our neighbour was a hottie
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Kept me locked in a closet 0
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She was always lying around on the bleachers2
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I don't know...something about a blonde joke or something or other!0
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Didn't get my jokes
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She was always keeping that one eye on me!0
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Idk why, he just abandoned me
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No!! Coming back Jo!!0
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She left me for someone else 0
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He reminded me of cyclops0
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She was afraid of my one - eyed monster!!0
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His one eyed monster had a rash
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It lived in the bathtub .. and bath time was my favorite. Priorities!0
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She gave my one eyed monster a rash!0
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She keeps eating all my chocolate lol0
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She liked chocolate during sexy time... guess she didn't like it hot enough to pour on. :-(0
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He didn't have enough chocolate0
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I used all my chocolate on her!1
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No chocolate left for me 1
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Was so concerned about chocolate he never got my whipped cream bikini varsity blues reference0
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Wouldn't let me top her with a cherry!0
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She made me wear a whipped cream bikini to the local YMCA Pool0
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He complains, but he really enjoyed it0
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She wasn't over whipped cream man0
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She hates whip cream0
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