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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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I was choking and he didn't even try to give me the Heimlich0
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She thought CPR including french kissing me and shaving my chest to zap me0
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He had the weirdest fetishes0
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She said she wanted Luo Han Guo, I thought it was a move from the Vietnamese Kamasutra! When I came into the boudoir she had a streaming hot cup of coffee!! Ahhh!1
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I got nothing ..Id be nuts to let him go
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
He was so cheap that he bought me generic cancer causing pink stuff instead. ;p0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »I got nothing ..Id be nuts to let him go
Your compete sane... come back, Jo!!FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
He was so cheap that he bought me generic cancer causing pink stuff instead. ;p
She called my *kitten* cancer causing pink stuff!!0 -
He never wore my favorite suit anymore0
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I showed up nekked in the bedroom and she wanted me to start getting dressed...IMMEDIATELY!!1
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I came home to find a party in the bedroom
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Thought I would surprise her with a bedroom renovation... she thought I wad doing it with all the workers!! :-(0
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He left me alone during Sexy time 0
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She talked until 2 then went to bed!0
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She was dazed by the dry Arizona air. ;-)0
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He dreams of the Being in az0
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When we went to see the Grand Canyon he tried to push me over the edge0
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She broke our Romeo and Juliet love pact!!0
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Her claws were always out...0
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Patrick didn't like that I'm a strong person.0
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She was too strong for me0
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She did not give in to my motorboat requests...1
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He never stopped wanting to motorboat..In the store, going down the road...everywhere 0
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I asked her to serenade me and all she sang was "Row, Row, Row Your boat Gently Down The Lane" left out the whole Merrily part!
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She thought Boone's Farm strawberry hill was wine!0
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I asked for wine , he got weird on me0
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1Wildthang wrote: »
NO , not anymore..Thanks for clarification0 -
Her wine consumption was out of control , needed an intervention .0
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She smiled tooo much!!0
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